Botox or after surgery pictures are only cool if its the cool kind of Botox and surgery
Sometimes, a little help from your friends can go a long way. And besides, them taking it is better than you taking it anyway
Although it's cool to have people in your photos, having your disapproving mother in the background isn't as appealing
And make sure your camera is focused on you
Never ever forget to take pictures of food. Just do it. Before you eat. After you order. Every time.